I Don't Wanna Be a Manchild
A twentynothing trying to become a twentysomething
Thursday, May 5, 2011
The Onion Pretty Much Shows Everything I Don't Want to Be
Hundreds Of Horrified Onlookers Gather Around Wreckage Of Area Man
Man Raised By Parents Struggling To Adjust To Human Society
Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree
20 Percent Of Area Man's Income Spent Ironically
Area Man Always Nostalgic For Four Years Ago
Suicide Letter Full Of
Simpsons
References
Ping-Pong Somehow Elicits Macho Posturing
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